December 31, 2005

ten simple rules for dating my daughter (cont.)

I'm not sure if I made myself clear the other day:

You MUST go read "Mr. Yoest's Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter".

If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a half acre behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
I just finished re-reading it, tears of laughter rolling down my face.

Do it now. This is not a request.

Posted by hugh macleod at December 31, 2005 12:58 PM | TrackBack
Comments

There is the "Dating my sons" version as well:
http://www.wissel.net/__48256D620048177D.nsf/plinks/SHWL-63V9K6

:-) stw

Posted by: Stephan H. Wissel at December 31, 2005 3:32 PM

Happy new year

Posted by: Aphrodite Swinger at January 2, 2006 6:34 AM

The great line form Clueless was:

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."

Posted by: Barry Ritholtz at January 2, 2006 5:59 PM