The great thing about having a salaried position at a large company is, if you ever need a valid reason to kill yourself, your employer will gladly provide you one within nanoseconds. Ernst & Young kindly “shows us the way”.
Any Ernst folk out there who wish to borrow my gas oven, by all means, feel free to drop me a note etc.
[Note To Self:] Ouch. I’m in pain. Ouch. Ouch.