May 7, 2004

personal faves


[This is the cartoon that inspired the name "gapingvoid". I drew it way back when, in college. Click on image to enlarge.]


The Drawings:

When I first lived in Manhattan I got into the habit of doodling on the back of business cards, just to give me something to do while sitting at the bar. The format stuck.

All I had when I first got to Manhattan were 2 suitcases, a couple of cardboard boxes full of stuff, a reservation at the YMCA, and a 10-day freelance copywriting gig at a Midtown advertising agency.

My life for the next couple of weeks was going to work, walking around the city, and staggering back to the YMCA once the bars closed. Lots of alcohol and coffee shops. Lot of weird people. Being hit five times a day by this strange desire to laugh, sing and cry simultaneously. At times like these, there's a lot to be said for an art form that fits easily inside your coat pocket.

The freelance gig turned into a permanent job. I stayed. The first month in New York for a newcomer has this certain amazing magic about it that is indescribable. Incandescent lucidity. However long you stay in New York, you pretty much spend the rest of your time there trying to recapture that feeling. Chasing Manhattan Dragon. I suppose the whole point of the cards initially was to somehow get that buzz onto paper.

Although I no longer live in New York, it still lives in me. Far too much, some would say...

The originals are drawn on either business cards or bristol board cut to the same size i.e. 3.5" x 2". I use mostly a Rotring 0.25mm rapidograph pen. Occasionally I'll use other things- pencil, watercolor, ballpoint etc, but not often.


Personal Faves:

An artist is quite a fucked-up thing to be, and to be honest I'm not sure if I would recommend it to anybody. Still, in my collection there are a couple of examples that, in some sick and twisted way, make the whole thing seem worthwhile. For the first five minutes, at least:

The Shark Bar

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When I first moved to New York, I stayed at the YMCA on West 62nd.

My first drawing as a New York resident was on my second evening, sitting on a barstool at the Shark Bar- a hip, young place in SoHo.

Having only been in town just over 24 hours, I was feeling a bit overwhelmed by New York, to say the least. Plus I had drunk quite a lot that evening. I think both show up in the drawing.

I've been back to the Shark Bar a couple of times since then, but it never had the same insane magic of that first evening. Great name for a bar, though. Especially in Manhattan.



Spring '98. I was at a bar, it was late, I was kinda tipsy.

Suddenly I realized that my life hadn't changed much in the last decade since leaving college. Work, bars, cartoons, random conversations of a big-city nature, second-hand bookshops and art films, the occasional bout of random or regular sex to tide things over etc etc.

It wasn't as interesting as it used to be. But I hadn't moved on, really. And I had no idea where to go next.

Welcome to New York.

The best cartoons are the ones that give you these amazing moments of clarity as you draw them. That's the best thing about cartooning, really. Everything else seems rather secondary in comparison.



December 29th, 1997. Fanelli's, on Prince and Mercer in SoHo, is one of the great bars in Manhattan. I had been in New York only a couple of days when I found myself there, drinking heavily.

I no longer drink much, however at the time I had this idea that seriously heavy drinking was essential in order to enjoy New York properly. I don't think I was wrong, either.

Around midnight at the bar I bump into an old acquaintance of mine from Chicago, Mark Mann. He had moved to New York about 3 months previously to do something with his film career. He is one of the funniest and most interesting people I know, but at the time I didn't know that. We were quite suspicious of each other for the longest time before we admitted that we actually were friends.

I hadn't told anybody I was moving to New York except on a need-to-know basis, so he was quite surprised to see me there. A ghost from his former Chicago life- just popped out of nowhere.

Told him my story. Told him about being laid off in Chicago. Told him about this new job I got in New York. Told him I only knew I got the job officially 5 days before Christmas- only about a week previously. Asked him how he was liking New York.

"It's great," he said. "Everybody's insane with loneliness, but that's OK. After a while you realize that's part of the edge."

I was hit with a paradox. I wanted to be in New York, I wanted to be "part of the edge", but I didn't want to be "insane with loneliness". Was one necessary in order to have the other? Was it a price worth paying? To this day, I still have no answer.

A couple of months later (July, '98) I drew this, sitting on a barstool. Thinking back to that conversation with Mark, suddenly I had a realization: The simple truth about big cities is that people don't go there to give. They go there to take, or at least, to get. If you feel like giving, good for you, somewhere an angel is smiling yada yada yada, just don't expect other people to follow your example. And if you're feeling lonely, at least now you now know why. This drawing is partly about that.



Within 1 week of meeting this person you realize that not only have you found your soulmate, but you've found your soulmate who likes to have sex 4 times a day in the bed, on the dining table, on the kitchen floor, in the changing rooms at Bloomingdale's etc.

Within 2 weeks you're already talking about moving in together.

Within 3 weeks you're talking about having babies together.

Within 4 weeks you realize this person is a complete psychopath.

Within 5 weeks this person also thinks you're a complete psychopath.

Within 6 weeks you're sitting at a restaurant with an old friend who is giving you the "How come you only call me when you're single" speech.

I Knew My Pain


Sometimes life throws you a devastating curve ball. And you're never ready for it. Ever.



I remember being young and stupid. How utterly sweet and simple life seemed back then, but I also knew in the back of my mind that these days weren't going to last forever. Ouch. Hopefully, in a decade or two I'll be looking back to this time now with equal affection. I think that's all you can do, really.



Early 30s is a great time to be alive- you're still young, but you have experience. A powerful combo.

The downside is all that weird rockstar shit you believe about yourself is well past its sell-by date, and if you haven't outgrown it by then, it starts to fuck up your life.

New York is tough enough if you're a man. God knows how the women manage to do it.



The piece is not particularly clever nor especially beautiful to look at. But something gently disturbing resides just beneath the surface. Hmmmm� sort of like apartment brokers.



Yes. Exactly.



All clients want one, I am told.

Cheap Plastic Toys

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Some of it was my fault, some of it wasn't. Regardless, I've made a list and they will pay dearly.



There are many advantages of getting older... more money and respect from the world at large being the main one. However, with all this newly found cash & kudos comes the idea that maybe the world isn't such a nice place, after all. That maybe all that unhappiness you see on the faces of your fellow commuters is there for a reason. And no matter how much you try or how hard you work, none of that will ever change.

Still, I suppose it's better to know that said brutality exists, rather than burning all those calories pretending it doesn't. I just wish I'd wised up a decade earlier than I did.



OK, this one isn't exactly subtle. But it doesn't take any prisoners, either. Unrestrained bile is actually pretty hard to pull off, artistically.

Wolf vs Sheep

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No, I don't have an answer to which option is better. Both exact a heavy toll, eventually.

Too Many Cats


Good thing a certain friend of mine never reads my website.



I've always been a big Dorothy Parker fan. Urbane wit at its finest. Would I trade my life for hers in order to be that talented and famous? No way. Like all intoxicants, talent can be a poison. Reading her biography, it seems she learned that more than most.

It's 2 am and I'm in this crazy Midtown Irish bar. I have no idea why I'm there. I shouldn't be there. I should be somewhere else. Asleep, comfortable, happy, sharing my bed with a sensible girl from a good family, Brooks Brothers' pyjamas, insufferably middle class. But no.

Everybody in that bar is crazy. I tell myself I'm the only sane one but I think I'm kidding myself.

Being an artist/creative is like wearing funky clothing. Every year gets a little bit harder. After a while it just looks stupid. Eventually the stupidity reaches critical mass and the late-night tailspin begins. At a midtown Irish bar at 2am, while I'm drawing this picture, these things no longer seem to matter.

I like this card because it's the kind of thing poor old Dorothy would have written.

All The Time


After years of struggling in impecunious obscurity, a very old friend of mine recently had a bit of success in his business.

Suddenly, everybody in the industry knew who he was, and would mob him at trade shows and conventions. People who wouldn't have given him the time of day only a year before were shamelessly throwing themselves at him, scattering business cards like confetti.

My friend, the rock star. Who knew?

Shortly after one of these little feeding frenzies, we meet up for a drink, as we do.

He's telling me all about it. All the off-the-record stuff that happened. All these relentless people coming after him, like terriers on the bone.

"How weird," I say.

"Sure is," he says. "Now I know what it's like to have a vagina."



One evening after a gruesome day at the office I went into a coffee shop on 6th Ave to write. Got a coffee, found a table, opened my laptop and looked around. I'm not kidding; there were nine other people in the caf� with open laptops, writing away, just like me. Nine. I counted. They were probably writing the same tedious crap I was.

"It's a novel about some guy who moves to New York to break into the high-brow literary scene and score with lots of chicks yada yada yada�"

One of the reasons I stick to cartooning is because my traditional prose writing is so godforsakenly awful.

Writing about New York is a bit like writing about sex- it's already been done to death. And done. And done. And done again. It's a form of literary necrophilia. Unless you have something completely unique and visionary to say about New York (I have yet to meet somebody in the flesh who does), any kind of Manhattan-fuelled artistic ambition runs the risk of turning you in to a "ligger".

"Ligger" is Scottish slang. A ligger is a hanger-on, a wannabe, a parasite-to-the-hip. Somebody who goes to art openings to drink free wine, but never buys a painting. Somebody who sees art as not something you make, but something you milk. Somebody who is always seen, but never remembered.

Living in New York is only possible if you treat it like a religion. Liggers are really good at this, for some reason. Hence their vast numbers; hence why a big part of your average day in New York is spent seperating the liggers from the real people.



So you're going out a lot. Pretty soon you're going out too much. Parties. Bars. More parties. More bars. So you decide to cut back a bit, y'know, start living like a normal person.

So you trade in those wild & crazy times for delivered Chinese food, Forbes Magazine and Seinfeld reruns. You're just going to try it for a couple of weeks, and see how it feels. After all, this is a "new you" we're talking about. A better you. A saner you. A wiser, more sensible and compelling you.

But you know in your heart of hearts that you didn't move from suburban Cleveland, Denver, Pittsburgh etc to a $3000-a-month Manhattan apartment just to watch Seinfeld.

In New York, you always think that if you try harder, work longer hours, make more money, spend more time at the gym, put more effort into networking, read more books, go to bed earlier, drink less booze, avoid negative people, be less shallow about the whole sex thing, be more supportive to your close friends, eat more vegetables and stop smoking so many damn cigarettes, you will eventually be able pull off that great Miracle Of Miracles i.e. you'll finally, finally, finally be able to live in Manhattan while simultaneously leading a healthy, productive, emotionally-balanced life.


(PS: I no longer live in New York, obviously)


Posted by hugh macleod at May 7, 2004 3:34 PM | TrackBack

These are bloody brilliant. Laughed my ass off.

Posted by: patricia at June 1, 2004 8:21 PM

bloody brilliant cards, hugh. You should print up a book right now, market it via web. later, the big book companies will come to you. i see this in my crystal ball in CHINA.

David Henry Newman, well, DAN BLOOM

Posted by: dan at July 19, 2004 9:11 AM

It is quite possible this page has restored my interest this thing called the internet. I thank you, sir.

Posted by: qua at August 2, 2004 7:27 AM

Not a book mofos!

A book defeats the purpose of drawing on business cards. Maybe a Rolodex or some osrt of long box filled with cards. Dunno, but not a book.


Posted by: GJZM at August 3, 2004 5:34 AM

As a "creative" type forced to color within the PR, marketing and advertising lines -- but always pushing clients to think beyond their limits -- I love what you've accomplished.

Your juxtaposition of someone's contrived business reality vs. what you see is great... I guess the emperor is indeed naked, from time to time

Keep on undressing the dressed up.

Posted by: Brad Reichard at August 5, 2004 2:47 PM

I, too, no longer live in New York. You have really captured that brilliant NY paradox. You can't be who you are there anywhere else (which is probably a good thing). And for some of us, it is necessary to be that person for a while.

Posted by: Brenda at August 11, 2004 5:04 PM

Howz'about a set of 52 playing cards, real genuine playing cards, with your cartoons on the backs? And maybe you could design some really great face cards too ...... and the font for the number cards ........

Posted by: kate at August 12, 2004 4:05 PM

New York... New York... Oh how I love the way she seduces me in and spits me out... New york... New York... I love the way she pulls at my soul, numbs my heart and kills my spirit...

I could dance between your words all night long...
thank you for your insatiable need to display your world... I dig it!

Posted by: Loopsy Daisy at August 16, 2004 4:56 AM

LUV IT!!! Being a refugee of NYC I can relate to your NY stories. Keep that creative train of thought and thank you for sharing your cartoons and philosophy on life with us!

Posted by: Lizbeth at September 2, 2004 9:20 PM

Yeah Hugh! As an artist, and creative not famous person, I must add: Art for fucking art's sake! And "Do What You Like" (Blind Faith song) Folks have many ideas about what artists need to be doing with their art... I hope I never see your work on the back of playing cards, Hugh!

Posted by: Jo Slaight at September 6, 2004 6:48 PM

Your wicked humour is just the perfect start to any day.

As a resident of Amsterdam, I have no claim to knowing what the fuck living in New York is like. I guess the only connection I can think of is what New York used to be called.

Posted by: Neville Hobson at September 6, 2004 10:36 PM


Posted by: Chris Garty at September 7, 2004 2:37 AM

Rotring Rapidograph? Maybe you should get rid of that pillar and use the pen you found in the gutter. By your own definition, you'd suddenly be more creative.

Posted by: vanselus at September 14, 2004 11:56 PM

This is great. Please keep them coming. everyone in my office thinks I've finally lost my mind. I had a bit of iced coffee coming out my nose. Funny, but a little painful. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. -Jay Gordon

Posted by: Jay at September 15, 2004 9:12 PM

Great work.

Only one thing sure enough to fuck you up more than New York is a private education in Scotland.

Posted by: Scotty at September 17, 2004 10:33 AM

I from Chile
excellent site

Posted by: andrs at September 30, 2004 8:15 PM


Posted by: Toby at October 1, 2004 5:09 AM

What about a series of swap cards - with chewing gum of course! Form a new site called "Hughbay" where we can trade them. Ahh to be young again. Fuck that, I'm more immature than my 2 year old.

Hugh luv ya work !~

Posted by: Tim at October 7, 2004 1:54 AM

and while the gears are turning this mind was always knowing what there is here said,
thank you for the life you've dead.

very uplifting.

Posted by: bob at November 2, 2004 6:02 PM

this stuff's amazing... you've got something here. damn, you've got something.

Posted by: dave gandy at November 19, 2004 3:40 PM

love it!

Posted by: hoho at November 26, 2004 2:07 PM

Dude I love them! You've got a beautifully twisted view on things!

Posted by: Shantell at November 27, 2004 3:23 PM

Dude I love them! You've got a beautifully twisted view on things! What about a line of post cards or note cards or stationery?

Posted by: Shantell at November 27, 2004 3:24 PM

I only lived in New York a few days at a time but you bring it all back - as a professional writer I feel you have successfully bridged the chasm between are for your living and living for your art

Posted by: Jim aughney at December 1, 2004 3:20 PM

I only lived in New York a few days at a time but you bring it all back - as a professional writer I feel you have successfully bridged the chasm between are for your living and living for your art

Posted by: Jim aughney at December 1, 2004 3:20 PM

stepping through the fog created within our own minds comes the clarity of truth. how beautiful it can be, once the fog is lifted. ur vison is brillant, having coffee with u would be far better than with a laptop.

Posted by: snoopy at January 4, 2005 10:02 PM