gapingvoid: "cartoons drawn on the back of business cards"

And I thought I was a bad ass mouthy antagonist.

You are really going to annoy corporate schmuck losers with this one, Hugh.

I can think of quite a few people, even business bloggers, who employ a Gatekeeper, who replies to your emails when you email the blog author, for example.

Many busy and/or arrogant CEOs use Gatekeepers to screen and/or protect themselves from hostile or honest questions.

LOL and ROTF.