August 26, 2004
new sales policy
I do not sell the originals individually. I only part with them en masse as part of a much larger commission.
Commissions start at $50,000 USD.
Fifty thousand U.S. dollars. Rock on.
Feel free to contact me for more info: hugh at gapingvoid etc.
Thank you.
Posted by hugh macleod at August 26, 2004 2:01 PM | TrackBackI can't tell you how much I am looking forward to the comments on this one.
Excellent. And I thought it was going to be a quiet day.
I thought 1000 USD was about appropriate.
But the great coke you're having sure is more expensive, so I see why you need to raise the prices ;-)
Posted by: lmb at August 26, 2004 3:37 PMNo problem.
I assume you'll accept a $50,000 dollar bill drawn on the back of a business card?
...how about two $25,000 bills?
If I draw a $100,000 bill, will give me change?
~DON :)
Posted by: dontheideaguy at August 26, 2004 4:58 PMSo, how many does one get 'en masse'?
Your life's work?
Hmmm. Might be worth it.
Posted by: Watson at August 26, 2004 5:05 PMShyit. I known a girl once who told me that $10.00 was the price for enlightenment. And she were quite the artist.
Posted by: always.sometimes at August 26, 2004 5:28 PMI had a trig teacher in 11th grade that said: "To get an A in this class you need between 90 and 100 grade points. There are only two ways to obtain grade points. One: you earn them. Two: you buy them. The rate is fifty thousand dollars per point."
He was serious, too. As I believe you are. If someone wants to give you 50 grand, then hell, you'll draw something for them, right? Anything less than that amount, and fuck 'em, it's not worth your time. I agree totally.
Posted by: david ! at August 26, 2004 11:19 PMCan I get a discount if I supply the business card??
Posted by: Jimmy at August 27, 2004 2:02 AMHugh,
I want to buy en masse for $50,000.
But only after you're dead.
-Brett
P.S. - Isn't being an artist great?
Posted by: Funk Broker at August 27, 2004 3:04 AMBoy, I can't wait till I'm dead!
Posted by: hugh macleod at August 27, 2004 10:07 AMHugh, Is age 30 coming?
Posted by: P" at August 27, 2004 4:24 PMBased on your asking price, our research team has done an extensive, meticulous valuation analysis and we've conluded there just aren't enough dots.
Posted by: Wayne Rocket at September 10, 2004 2:49 AMFucking and self doubt? Expand your portfolio
and maybe en masse might fetch a ten spot.
Fucking and self doubt? Expand your portfolio
and maybe en masse might fetch a ten spot.
Actually, I'm thinking of just narrowing it down to fucking. Self-doubt is so 90's.
Posted by: hugh macleod at September 13, 2004 2:25 PMJust fucking? I'm for it. Hope you accept PayPal as I've been selling everything I own on ebay to buy you out.
Posted by: Jeff Clark at September 15, 2004 2:57 PMYou so laughy...I love fucking! Heheh.
Posted by: kip fulton at October 21, 2004 4:49 PMDo you take Monopoly money?
Posted by: trebenaid at October 29, 2004 4:37 AMDo you take Monopoly money?
Posted by: trebenaid at October 29, 2004 4:46 AMSince dollars are 'a dime a dozen' these days I'll pay you $416.00 for your work entitled 'en masse'. Of course, considering that the dollar has lost 50% of its value against the Euro in the last three years I'll just mail you a check for $208.00 and call it even.
Posted by: Tom Jones at December 25, 2004 4:51 PM