gapingvoid: "cartoons drawn on the back of business cards"

You're joking, right?

Posted by: Steven Walker at March 26, 2007 12:23 AM

thank god I live in europe ;)

Posted by: krzysztof kurowski at March 26, 2007 12:57 AM

And soon a white house in texas. Yikes.

Posted by: Eric Strauss at March 26, 2007 5:59 AM

Oh I get it! Rebranding the Moron as a Texan! Great idea but unachievable.

Posted by: The Bruce at March 26, 2007 2:56 PM

Too bad he doesn't have a brain.

If you pull back the curtain you will see a bunch of stiff angry white guys pulling strings to the little texas puppet.

but still...i'm proud to be an "A-Mear-I-Kan"

Posted by: Clementine at March 26, 2007 9:25 PM

When you realize that Texas was responsible for The Alamo, VietNam, the War on Drugs, the War on Poverty, and the War on Terrorism, it makes you wonder why they make so much fun of Charlemagne, Louis XIV, Joan of Arc, LaFayette, and Napoleon.

Unclear on the concept, perhaps?

Posted by: Paul Ding at March 26, 2007 11:17 PM

Mr Ding

"VietNam"? we ( U S of A) help rearm the French to re-occupy "IndoChina" after WW2, that was a Democrat from Missouri whom was followed by the republican from Texas. Democrat or republican, short term and unclear on concepts one and all.

Terence

Posted by: Terence Dodge at March 27, 2007 3:23 AM

If John F'ing Kerry were in the White House we'd already be bowing towards mecca five times a day.
And worse...

Posted by: Shoulung at March 27, 2007 2:19 PM

technically, a texan is not in the white house as our dear president was born in connecticut. it does make a difference...

Posted by: sleepydogg at March 28, 2007 6:42 AM

Hmmmm, Sleepydog, as somebody from a pretty international, peripatetic family, I'm not so sure if where you born means much to me. My sister was born in Nigeria, I was born in Massachusetts, my father in Scotland, my mother in Illinois. None of us four live where we were born, or feel that connected to these places, either.

Posted by: hugh macleod at March 28, 2007 6:57 AM

I have just found you by putting 'God' in google image search.

The reason, just to give you some context, that I put 'God' in google's image search, is that I am putting together a treasure hunt in Japan, where I am currently farting about in a teaching english and 'internationalisation' job and needed a picture of something god-like cos I am asking children to draw how they would imagine themselves if they were a god at a certain shrine on the trail. I feel the need to explain this - and also that the idea of a 'god' has less empirical connotations in Japan- in Shintoism there are lots of gods and they are in everything, something like that anyway.

Anyway there you are. And there you were and I have just been completely sidetracked by your cartoons for the past hour.

They are hilarious, clever, and very sexy!

I was touched by 'the small beautiful moment', 'I'm going to use you like a brush', 'god bless your pussy etc' , 'I want to be with you. Please name your terms' and others.

'Control the conversation...', 'shut the fuck up and worship me' 'As long as there is hope...' and 'hollywood ending' really made me laugh.

So I just had the urge to send you something, especially when I saw you were from the UK. I am too.

So, thanks for popping into my day and amusing and inspiring me.

Posted by: elaine at March 29, 2007 8:25 AM

The point is if you got an issue... Talk to God about it.

Posted by: Charles Edward Frith at March 29, 2007 6:09 PM

First of all, I love your website. Second of all, George Bush is not a Texan.

Please print a retraction.

Posted by: Clayton at April 3, 2007 9:31 PM